Tuesday, January 31, 2006

ok, so what SHOULD my new years' resolutions be?

Your New Year's Resolutions

1) Get a pet hairless cat
2) Eat less brussel sprouts
3) Travel to Sweden
4) Study artificial intelligence
5) Get in shape with whitewater rafting
6) Restrain self from fury at the sheer stupidity of inane online quizzes
7) Assist self in achieving 6) by refraining from partaking of inane online quizzes
8) Cease mourning the whole chunks of irretrievable life i have lost doing inane online quizzes. Those minutes are gone.

it's not wrong to listen to one's portable music device in the toilet, is it?

please consider this a traverse, a non-admission, if you will.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

about fog and grammar

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Fog is droplets of water vapour suspended in the air. Does that make fog a collective noun? A collective noun is a noun that is singular in form but refers to a group of people or things. A group is any number of entities considered as a unit. Whilst these definitions tell me that fog is a collective noun neither of these tell me how many droplets you need before you properly have fog. Cloud is also droplets of water vapour suspended in the air. Is cloud a collective noun? Probably. Is cloud fog?

You can try to take pictures of fog. You may fail. Here you can see that I have failed. Droplets of water vapour have obscured my lens. I do not know if they were cloud, fog or ungrouped non-collective discrete droplets.

Friday, January 27, 2006

about photons and body parts

being my eyes in particular, and whether i can burn or hurt or scar anything. but i didn't wonder too long.

observe the flatness, if you will.


Thursday, January 26, 2006

can i scan my face?

I don't know yet.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

about spam, and art, and how long i can hide in a spare room without being discovered

Spare rooms provide reprieve.
Reprieve breeds anxiety.
Spam makes poetry.

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who am I again?

Sometimes auto-fill memory reminds you of important questions.

i am a french business man in beijing, 37, very attractive and exciting.

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ometimes it can provide answers that set you thinking.

I don't know about you, but I'm...Will Smith...bitch! BOOYAH!